conflict-of-lyf: BANERJEE MANNER-JI

conflict-of-lyf: BANERJEE MANNER-JI

BANERJEE MANNER-JI

Once a guy on orkut told me ki i have some similarities with our beloved mama ta Banerjee. generally people take it as compliment but i can't. i removed that guy from my orkut frndlist.
but those words were haunting me day and night. finally i realize that besides our surname there are some other things common in us. [ sad to admit but its true] [:(] i also notice some other banerees' behavior interestingly we have lots of similarity . which i termed as " banerjee allergy ". [url=http://im-smiley.com][img]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/evil/evil017.gif[/img][/url] lets assume mamata banerjee as super class and specimen p banerjee and s banerjee are two child classes. the common things b2in us are as followed :

1. anger [exhibited in ms banerjee aswell as sp.1 n 2]
2. liar [common in ms banerjee and specimen p ] i'm not a liar.. [:)] ok too some extend in specimen s [;)]
3. loud [common in 3]
4. drama queen or king [ in Ms. M and sp.P] not in me
5. arrogance [in Ms. M n sp. S]

now no more criticism. I dnt want to reveal my negative points to all any more. [:P]
what i like about Ms. M. Banerjee is that she is simple stupid or u may call her emotional fool [subrata incident is live example] she is sensitive creative and Bengali by heart. seems she also follow the tag like me 1st Bengali then indian [previous years' as well as this year's ral budget reflect that]
the most significant similarity b2in us is - we both love to live in our own fantasy world..in class xii i wrote few points in my paragraph if i was the PM of India few points i remember are :

• I'll try to provide job to all
• I'll remove poverty
• i'll make my state heaven

i was not that much aware about the budget that time. [:(]
some time i wish i could convert kolkata into Switzerland during summer .when i went for a vacation to Digha or Darjeeling i wish i could change it into Goa or Switzerland . when i visit my uncle's house at siliguri i wish i could change it into Paris [though Siliguri is beautiful town] i wish i could..anyways I'm not the aspiring CM of West Bengal [:)] so i just wish... [url=http://im-smiley.com][img]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/lost-it/lost-it006.gif[/img][/url]
now check the similarity didi also thinks in the same way but she is not only thinking she promises that she will convert Kolkata Digha and Darjeeling into London Goa and Switzerland respectively if she become the CM of Bengal. this tym i gonna vote for her surely.. oh !! am i...!!! ...next.....
what i'm thinking right now ki is she aware about facebook and city-villa???? !!!before she commit any thing more she should check it out na? i mean how does it really look when you convert kolkata into London? there only she found snow in the end of feb and the name of my city is kolkata . [:)] .
its really easy for her to fulfill her dream of changing kolkata in to London and blah blah. ...without any political or economical hindrance .
She can run any number of trains if she have 25 neighbors and its qt easier for her than competing for an election? and ofcourse there is no 24 GHANTA reporters to ask her embarrassing question [url=http://im-smiley.com][img]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/devils/devils003.gif[/img][/url] [:D] lolzzzzz.
what a realistic and great idea of extending metro from garia to baruipur !!! [:P] ok forget about our economic crisis and environmental factor for a moment but what about resource and man power metro rail stopped their recruitment process for almost two years as far as i know.
Anyways i love the fantasy budget she made. its always a great fun to see her on my new LCD. after all she is more attractive and interesting character on TV rather than Smiriti Irani on sansh bohu kachra.
note : any resemblance with any living or dead organism is purely incidental.

BHULBHAL

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